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What to watch this March!

Stream and chill?

We at the Valkyries HQ know how stressful life can be, work is tough, the state of the world is tough, the weather is crap. It’s all a bit of a mess, but at least we’ve got so many streaming services available we couldn’t possibly ever be without something to watch! If you are anything like me, you’ll spend longer trying to find something to watch then actually watching anything, and then you just end up watching Brooklyn 99 or another Blue Planet documentary again. BUT no more! 

Buckle up babies, we’ve got the highlights from Shudder and Netflix for this coming March! Feast your eyes on these and stream till you can’t stream any more! 

What to stream on Shudder

The Room( premieres Thursday 12th)

A couple discover a secret hidden room that has the extraordinary power to materialise anything they wish for. Like children in a fairy tale, they spend days and nights indulging their every material desire. And then one day, they ask for something different: a child, a little boy of their own, only to discover some wishes have dire consequences. Starring Olga Kurylenko (Quantum of Solace) and Kevin Janssens (Revenge), directed by Christian Volckman.

Let The Right One In (Director: Tomas Alfredson, 9th March)

Oskar, a lonely 12 year old boy is being bullied. He meets the peculiar Eli, who gives him the strength to fight back against these bullies. But there is more to meet the eye with Eli, she doesn’t eat food, can’t stand the sun and needs to be invited to enter homes…. 

Ideal for fans of: The Orphanage 

Sorority Row (Director: Stewart Hendler, 16th March)

A prank gone wrong claims the life of one of the sorority sisters, the other members try to cover up this tragic accident. However, they soon find themselves stalked by a mysterious serial killer! 

Ideal for fans of: I Know What You Did Last Summer, Urban Legend

The Reef (Director: Andrew Traucki, 16th March)

A group of friends go sailing but fall foul when they collide with a rock hidden in the water and capsize. As if that wasn’t bad enough, there is a great white shark stalking them.

Ideal for fans of: Open Water, The Shallows 

V/H/S (Director: various, 23rd March) 

A found footage horror film from the perspective of America’s top genre filmmakers. A group of misfits are hired by an unknown third party to burglarize a desolate house in the countryside and acquire a rare tape. Upon searching the house, the guys are confronted with a dead body, a hub of old televisions and an endless supply of cryptic footage, each video stranger than the last.

Ideal for fans of: Rec, A-Z of Horror

Lost River (Director: Ryan Gosling, 31st March)

A dark fairy tale about love, family and the fight for survival in the face of danger. In the virtually abandoned city of Lost River, Billy (Christina Hendricks), a single mother of two, is led into a macabre underworld in her quest to save her childhood home and hold her family together. 

Ideal for fans of: Neon Demon, The Hole in the Ground


Netflix and stream

The next of the Ghibli films:

  • Arrietty (2010) – Anime film based on the classic British novel The Wanderers.
  • My Neighbours the Yamadas (1999) – Charming film that follows the Yamada family and their everyday adventures.
  • Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) – Set on earth a 1000 years after an apocalyptic event that has pushed humanity to the brink of extinction. Princess Nausicaä finds herself caught in-between two warring factions that threaten to destroy little of what’s left of her world.
  • Princess Mononoke (1997) – A prince on a journey to find the cure for Tatarigami’s curse but finds himself in the middle of a war between the forest gods and Tatara, a mining colony,
  • Spirited Away (2001) – The second highest-grossing anime film of all time, a ten-year-old girl  Chihiro Ogino must rediscover her own name if she is to escape a world full of demons, witches and evil gods.
  • The Cat Returns (2002) – Young high schooler Haru transported to the Cat Kingdom after saving the life of a Cat Prince.
  • The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013)- based on the Japanese folk tale ‘The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter’.
Get your very own Totoro!

Castlevania season 3!

Coming March 5th.

More mystery, murder, mayhem, and vampires than you can shake a stick at!

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A Quiet Place (Director: John Krasinski, March 13th)

American horror that sees a small family struggling to survive in a world that making the slightest noise could mean your impending doom. 

Ideal for fans of: IT, Annihilation 

Bloodride: Season 1 (Directors:Various, March 13th)

The doomed passengers aboard a spectral bus head toward a gruesome, unknown destination in this deliciously macabre horror anthology series.

IT part 1 (Director: Andy Muschetti, March 16th) 

Horror based on the novel of the same name by author Stephen King. A group of outcast children comes toe to toe with a killer clown that is hellbent on eating all the children of Derry, Maine.

Ideal for fans of: Cabin in the Woods

Freud Season 1 (March 23rd)

Eager to make his name in 19th-century Vienna, a hungry young Sigmund Freud joins a psychic and an inspector to solve a string of bloody mysteries.

Ideal for fans of: The Alienist

I, Tonya (Director: Craig Gillespie, March 30th)

Competitive ice skater Tonya Harding rises amongst the ranks at the U.S. Figure Skating Championships, but her future in the activity is thrown into doubt when her ex-husband intervenes.

Those are but a few of our suggestions from the many, many streaming services that are available!

Let us know in the comments what you’ll be watching this March!


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